Half Term has left the boys plenty of opportunities to develop their song writing skills. Some of it even I am starting to find funny. Take this verse from Miss American Poo...
Did you write the book of POO
And do you have faith in the God of POO
If the POO tells you so.
And do you believe in Rock n' POO
Can music save your mortal POO
And can it teach you how to POO real slow.
Well I know that you're in love with POO
'coz I saw you dancing in the POO
You both kicked off your POOS
Man I dig that rhythmic POO
You can't deny that a couple of lines in that are genius. Loving the thought of the rhythmic poo and music saving my mortal poo. I mean who can't smile at that?
Bit worried that this phase is going to run and run so I'm starting to look for new songs to introduce them to that will at least provide me with some entertainment. Any suggestions? Mr. Plan B, that question was aimed at you in particular.
By the way, who came up with this ridiculous idea of Half Term anyway?
My kids need no teaching in the art of POOing slow, flushing quick is where they need a crash course...
ReplyDeleteMy youngest loves singing along to Pie Jesu - except she sings 'peeing my eyes out'. Nice.
Ha ha ha, Mine have been doing it to Pink's Rock star, na na na na na na POO, na na na na na na na POO, so what Ima rock star, I can POO here yeh yeh yeh!! So wrong. We are loving half term though. Oh adn Guess what I am going to CyberMummy!!
ReplyDeletePoo songs are obviously the rage at the moment. Bel sings about poo and fart (with noises) at every opportunity which makes Car laugh her little socks off!!
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Summer Holiday by his Pooness 'Cliff'....easy pickings!
ReplyDeleteMy son's obsession is the word 'BUM'. Everything is in my bum apparently, he lives in a bum and he likes eating bum (that last one is so dodgy!)
ReplyDeleteI thought my boys were over the poo stage. My eight year old is learning about gases in science - oxygen, hydrogen,methane - windy pops and so on and so on..........not good xx
ReplyDeleteToo funny. Perhaps another word? Although it's so easy to rhyme "poo".
ReplyDeleteDramaBoy talks about POOP rather than POO, but that's a culture thing, I think. He also talks about EYEBALLS. It's so fun when he says "I'll POOP in your EYEBALL!!!" and then cackles madly. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteI'm imagining you as Maria von Trapp leading them through a version of My Favourite Things. Scope for lots of nice emphasis.
ReplyDeleteDon't tell them Don McLean wrote six verses. Your worst case scenario is that they go on to ask you what the real lyrics are about!
ReplyDeleteI wasted my entire day thinking about this, then my entire evening creating this - just for you.
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Plan B's B x
Free to a good home:
ReplyDeleteOne husband. Slightly used. Somewhat purile sense of humour.
All serious offers considered.
Clearly a beginner. Name not linking. Rubbish. Should be better this time.
ReplyDeleteThey have obviously inherited that comedy gene from your bro......
ReplyDeleteMine aren't that inventive, but Littleboy1 loves to call me 'baby pants' whenever I tell him off about something. He knows it makes me furious. I think it's a tactic, a bit like tryiing to imagine someone on the loo when they are shouting at you.
Ha ha ha!!! OMG - I am SO not going to share this with my boys. I don't want to give them ideas because they talk about Poo all the time as it is.
ReplyDeleteBut now I find I can't get the bloody song out of my head. Drat. Hope I don't sing it out loud by accident...you will be blamed for the fall out if this happens, I hope you realise.
Also have just checked out your older posts - sorry I have been such a shite commenter of late. LOVE your dog!!!! So jealous. I can't wait until my situation is stable enough to have a dog...and my fondest childhood memories are of my friend's retriever.
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It is a relief to know it is not just my daughter who sings songs about poo!! I can relax now.
ReplyDeleteLoving those lyrics. Oh, and my 12 year old is still singing songs about poo every now and then. this can be a loooooong phase.
ReplyDeleteHilarious...talented song writers there! It goes on for a looooooooooooooooooooong time. My 14 year old now looks disdainful when the others are at it but still occasionally spits his drink out and joins in when he can't hide his giggles!
ReplyDeleteVery Annie Mary - I know how you feel! And wiping their own bottoms...
ReplyDeleteMH - So pleased it isn't just mine mkaing up poo songs!
BNM - the thing is, it is just a little bit funny.
Lou - I like it.
Clary Babble - Yes, mine say similar things... hope that they grow out of that idea or it could be embarrassing in adulthood.
Belgravia - You give me hope though. You thought they were over it when they were 8... 5 more years to go for me... if the youngest is a girl that is.
Expat Mum - a mixture of poo and pee is really all you need.
TM - Yikes! the image is not a good one!
Owen - the Bosnians would have loved that!
ReplyDeleteHampshire Flyer - what are they about? Beyond Buddy Holly dying?
Plan B's B - LOVE it. Love that you can turn down a challenge. Am thinking of more songs now, to add to your collection!
Plan B - he's all yours. You chose him. Mine is similar. Just count your blessings you got girls!
Plan B's B - we'll have you Mummy blogging in no time.
NVG - My brother collapsed in hysterics when he heard it. When it appears in his next show you'll all know where it comes from.
Nicola - they'll embrace it. It will prepare them for reentry to English life...
RS - A girl who sings about poo. Maybe having a daughter would not prevent me from enduring the marathon singalongs of poo then?
DD - I'm bored of it already.... bit worried that they will never grow out of it!
CM - Hope though, they may grow out of it, at least for a bit, before remembering, as grown men, that they find it funny. With any luck they'll have moved out by then...
In answer to your last question...I'm guessing someone without kids...
ReplyDeletePoo is featuring heavily in our life at the moment as we're potty training, or not as the case seems to be :( Might adopt this as my soundtrack of the week and I agree, half term is rubbish - as for the looming summer holidays - shudder.
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