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Monday, 12 July 2010

May the ground just open up.. again..

It was a beautiful day. We have guests staying so we thought we'd head into town and take them to an ancient pub sheltered near the city walls. We went, drank fine ales, Pimms or lime and soda if you are me. The boys were playing well, we hadn't scared off too many people from sitting near to us. It was all panning out to be a perfect Saturday afternoon.

Then, obviously, they needed the loo. Not a problem, off we popped. 2 poos later and a quick stop for me (I'm pregnant after all, can't pass by a toilet without using it) and all was fine and dandy. We flushed toilets, washed hands, dried them and I led the boys out, smugly thinking about how well it was all going.

We skipped back to our table, past the tourist hordes admiring 'ye olde pubbe', past the hungry masses tucking into lunch, past local drinkers enjoying a cool drink. The boys, behind me, behaving like little angels, giggling sweetly.

Just as we got back to our table a lady came up to me, with obvious intent to say something. Thinking that she was going to say something nice about my children I positively glowed.

'um, just thought you should know that your skirt is tucked into your knickers at the back'.

What I really want to know is at what point did my 'angelic' children think that they might want to let Mummy know that she's flashing the wrong set of red cheeks at all and sundry?

22 comments:

  1. Oh dear. Have another Pims and it won't matter. ;-)
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  2. Oh nooooooo horrible when these things happen. Maybe you're lucky your boys aren't quite old enough to have found it all hilariously funny?
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  3. Thank goodness for ladies who will tell you these things! When this sort of thing happens to me (which it does), I *try* to think of how much worse it could have been. Doesn't cheer me up much, I have to admit!
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  4. Oh my shame you were wernt on the pimms then it wouldnt have mattered!!
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  5. You just turn round and say "Yes, but I have my reasons!" That'll throw them.
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  6. Oh no!!! How embarrassing. I am sure you can blame it on being pregnant some how!
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  7. Easily done.....definitely, you can blame pregnancy.

    I almost walked out of a changing room in my swimsuit with my boob flashing the other day. Luckily my friend pointed it out before I sauntered past everyone....
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  8. I am paranoid about this having done it myself many years ago. Now I spend about two minutes spinning round to make sure that the entire hem is where it should be.
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  9. Ooooooooops. Mind you, could have been worse. Not sure how... but surely it could have been??!!
    Poor girl... done it myself and still blush. xx
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  10. Could be worse - it could have been a thong... Or was it?
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  11. lol! You had well behaved children, can't have everything...
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  12. Laugh out louding at Owens comment!

    Hold your head high Pants, you'll be dining out on this for years.
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  13. Ouch! It could've been worse, you could've stayed like that ALL day...
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  14. Pants by name..... Pants by nature..... (not that I mean that to sound callous)!
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  15. Just keep drinking, there is no other advice.
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  16. Done that myself many times. Not quite as bad as that Lapland lady - she actually forgot to put her skirt back on after a night out...or so I'm told!
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  17. Oh, I bet you thanked that woman. I would have been pathetically grateful to her for telling me.
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  18. Oh no! I thought it was the woman opposite who had been caught in that state. Hilarious. I'm with everyone else - have another drink!
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  19. I was going through passport control on the way back from a recent holiday and the lady who checked my passport pointed out that I had my skirt on inside out. that was nice.
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  20. sorry for laughing, not at you of course, at the fact that your kids didn't tell you... and you can't even get drunk to forget! :)
    Hope you are doing well xx
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