They are on a roll my boys. Watching me attempting to squeeze through a tight spot between a car and a wall, they burst into hysterical giggles before shouting (yes, shouting - full volume, to make sure the whole street including the painter opposite and the Sainsbury's delivery man could clearly hear):
'You'll never fit through there Mummy! Your bottom's far too big.'
In the How to Make Your Mother Feel Good About Herself Stakes, they are firmly bringing up the rear (sorry, couldn't resist but I'm still feeling a bit delicate about the state and size of my backside so watch the puns...)
Boys eh! Joseph keep saying things like 'Joseph's legs are little, Mummy's legs are big' etc ... so wonderful to have your offspring build your confidence up. x
ReplyDeleteOoo, the little monkeys. You should have done a moonie and really embarrassed them ;)
ReplyDeleteOh dear. Your children really have it in for you don't they. LOL!
ReplyDeleteSo? Did you make it through then?
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteChildren live to embarrass us. Mine did their best today as well.
ReplyDeleteIt all adds to the joy of nations.
ReplyDeleteMIne are quite keen on shouting out how old I am so that everyone can hear. I wish I'd never told them!
ReplyDeleteI've realized that children are hard on the self-esteem!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to have to stop moaning about being fat to Louis otherwise I'll be in for the same treatment before long!
ReplyDeleteVBC - do you think boys ever learn? Judging by their fathers efforts not likely!
ReplyDeleteHCM - I can't encourage the moonie phase. If I'd pulled one they'd have joined in. Doesn't take any thought for them to whip off their pants in the name of a good bottom display!
PhotoPuddle - sometimes if feels like that!
ExpatMum - JUST! But it was tight. My bottom had acres of room either side of it though.
TM - If you aren't careful I'll be sending my boys to educate yours on etiquette.
Mwa - I'm sure it's my mothers revenge
Owen - Embarrassment is the great leveller!
NVG - you told them? Fatal!
In real life - so not good on the feel glam factor.
BwB - you will indeed. Mark my words... ;-)
Well I for one think you have a lovely perfectly apportioned bottom :)
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