I've got some serious baby brain at the moment. This manifests itself in several ways. At the moment I'm a bit partial to tidying up and putting things away in really random places which ensures they can't be found when needed. Tea bags in the fridge for example - particularly crucial as baby brain cannot be cured without a cup of tea.
It's also appearing in my speech. I keep on mixing words up. The old shoulder/soldier muddle. Exhibition/Expedition. And Muslin/Muslim, always embarrassing in the 'there's a load of sick on the muslim' or 'what did I do with that sodding muslim' kind of way.
But this ongoing muddle has reminded me that it isn't just mothers who get the odd bit of baby brain. I knew someone in Bosnia who had just started work at OSCE (Organisation for Stability and Cooperation in Europe) which is one of the main players in the development and reconstruction of the post-conflict Bosnia. One night they were all staying late in some high pressure moment and decided to order in pizzas. The language being spoken was a mix of English and Bosnian, and my Bosnian Serb friend wanted to order some olives (maslinas in Bosnian). Sure enough he asked for chopped Muslims on his pizza.
Bless him, he was mortified. He was fairly new to the job and being a Serb he wasn't sure whether people would look askance at him from then on. He needn't have worried, it broke the ice and he got olives on his pizza.
My baby is nine months now. Not sure if I can use that excuse any more...
ReplyDeleteGood story. I think once baby brain hits it stays....forever!
ReplyDeleteHaha. That must have been a VERY embarrassing mistake to make in Bosnia.
ReplyDeleteI'll never forget a story about my friends mum going into a fishmongers and asking if the fish had 'preservatifs' in France. Apparently it means condoms.
Welcome to my world... I left the car keys in the post office the other day, put (oh yes) the tea bags in the fridge and turned up to L's nursery welcome evening bang on time on Tuesday - just totally the wrong day...
ReplyDeleteOMG, chopped what?! Oops.
ReplyDeleteMy usual is to find myself in a room of my house wondering why I'm there. 'I know there's a reason I came in here...' I don't recall being such a div pre-baby.
I am not sure my before baby brain ever came back. I have half wondered whether I passed through a black hole when I gave birth that snatched me from youthfulness and dumped me right at senility.
ReplyDeleteFiona (Somewhere between Facebook & Flickr)
I hear you loud and clear. My daughter's nearly 1 and I still spend at least 75 percent of my day walking up and down stairs with no idea what it was I went up the bloody stairs for in the first place. I tend to recite "nappy nappy nappy nappy" over and over again to try and keep said object in mind. Does it work? Does it buggery. I always come back down with a toothbrush and a tub of savlon. #noises
ReplyDeleteIt's extreme tiredness, something which, alas, seems set to stay!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha. Sorry. :-)
ReplyDeleteI am the same at the moment, there must be something in the air. Just two snippets of last night attempt to make conversation: 'you know, that Jail Professor' (YALE!!) / 'I am sort of a spray tan version' (VIRGIN!!) / 'we spoke to the conversation officer' (CONSERVATION!!)