Driving along in the car, 3 boys in the back, having a discussion about the Olympics.
'Is running in the Olympics?'
yes
'Is jumping in the Olympics?'
yes
'swimming?'
yes
'Is shouting loudly?'
errr
'lets practice, maybe we can win the shouting loudly competition'
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(suffice to say 3 boys training for the Shouting Loudly Olympic Gold in the back of the car does not a happy mother make)
Fifi would win the womens Olympic shouting contest. Lets lobby the Government ;)
ReplyDeleteMy boys would give them a run for their money....
ReplyDeletethat's genius. and also terrifying for the next 8 months. can you still convince them that there's a parallel staying quiet contest??
ReplyDeleteYAAAAY! Go, Boris, Go!
ReplyDeleteIt is in The Mad House Olympics too, although after my recent steroids I am banned from entering in-case I fail a drugs test
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure my nine year old could be a medalist in that one. Or how about 'number of times you can say 'Mummy?' in a high pitched, whiney voice?
ReplyDeleteOr cookie eating? I could do that. I always knew there was an athlete hidden somewhere in me.
Isn't there a being very quiet medal?
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